Wednesday, 20 September 2017

Sept, 2017

St Leonards Men’s Shed Newsletter 

                September
What a Winter we had, glad its over.   As has become the custom it's been a busy time in the Shed with all the projects going on.  Its good to see Fred slowly recovering and back at the Shed and also John Glosz has returned.  The Grand Final will be here before you know it and although it was a tough year for our tipsters, my son-in-law ended up winning our competition by one point from a rampaging Chris.

 St Leonards Primary School

Vegetable Trellises


The school asked if we could make some trellises for their garden beds, and of course the boys were quick to jump in.  Well when I say jump, I mean start but not too quickly.  You can see by the amount of action, the job was finished with a minimum of fuss.








The finished product looks great and the children at the school have already started planting.





School at the Shed

As you know, we always have students attend the Shed to complete a project for them to take with them.  Last year the problem was timing.  It was the last term and Christmas things got in the way and by the time the students arrived there was limited time to get things completed. 


This year we had eight students attend, a term  earlier, to make themselves Fidget Spinners.  These were so popular they made themselves two each.  Thanks to Phil Murphy who cut out the patterns for everyone.  The children had to sand the edges, paint a design of their own choice, dill the hole and insert the bearings, (that Bob had arranged through our overseas supplier).


Then it was on to Bird Box construction.  I'll apologise now for the number of photos but Jenny Cowburn (Principle) sent me so many and I had to try and choose some for the newsletter.  These four show how much effort and concentration the children were putting into the project.














We were asked to make the bird boxes by the Bellarine Landcare Group and when we said we do projects with the school they agreed it would be a great match.  They then allowed the students to take their bird boxes to be positioned at the school.




If we thought they were enjoying themselves, up to this point, little did we know how popular using the nail gun would be.   Like fish to water, they loved it.  As you can see, there was always a queue, waiting as patiently as they could.






The finished product, proudly displayed by Dennis and Harley. 







The children having finished their projects, enjoyed some culinary delights, a drink and listened to a talk on birds and their nesting habits by Sophie Small from the Bellarine Landcare Group.  Of course it wouldn't be complete without receiving certificates and a group photo of the Mens Shed team, students and Jenny.



Annual General Meeting
September is our AGM time and this year we had a very good attendance.  Of the current committee, the only person standing down, (for personal reasons) was our Vice-President, Russell Bath.  We passed a big vote of thanks to Russell for all his hard work over the past couple of years as a Committee member and Vice President. 

Russell's shoes are being filled by John Stevens as VP and Phil Murphy was elected to the Committee as Assistant Treasurer.  Trevor Hirth took time out of his very busy calendar to again chair the AGM for us.  While on the subject of Trevor, I was very negligent in not acknowledging Trevor's Lions Promotion in earlier newsletters.  So the article below is reproduced from the Port report, with thanks to Rod and Tina Elms.

Local Lion inducted as District Governor

Portarlington/Drysdale Lions Club member, Trevor Hirth, has been inducted as District Governor of Lions V2 region for 2017-18.

The V2 region has 73 Lions Clubs and covers the western suburbs of Melbourne and much of the Western District of Victoria.

A resident of St Leonards, Trevor has nearly 40 years’ experience in Lions, first with Lismore Lions Club and then with Portarlington/Drysdale to which he transferred in 2012.

He has held numerous positions at Club, District and Multiple District levels and has served more than 10 years on District Cabinet, eight of these as District Chairman. Among many other posts, he was National Chairman of the Australian Lions Children’s Mobility Foundation for many years.

Outside Lions, Trevor and his wife Jan are involved in many community organisations, including Blaze Aid and Aussie Helpers.

Trevor is only the second Portarlington/Drysdale Lions Club member to achieve the status of District Governor in the Club’s 46-year history. The late Adrian Mannix OAM was the other clubman to head the V2 District.

To inquire about joining Lions, contact Stephen Love, secretary, on 5259 1252.

1950's version of an email
Some one had far too much time on their hands, but it is very good.

 Long ago and far away, in a land that time forgot,
Before the days of Dylan, or the dawn of Camelot.
There lived a race of innocents, and they were you and me,

For Menzies was in the Parliament in that land where we were born,

Where navels were for oranges, and Peyton Place was porn.
We longed for love and romance, and waited for our Prince,
Eddie Fisher married Liz, and no one's seen him since.
We danced to 'Little Darlin,' and sang to 'Stagger Lee'
And cried for Buddy Holly in the and that made me, Me.

Only girls wore earrings then, and 3 was one too many,
And only boys wore flat-top cuts, except for Jean McKinney.
And only in our wildest dreams did we expect to see
A boy named George with lipstick, in the land that made me
, Me.

Some fell for Frankie Avalon, Annette was oh, so nice,
And when they made a movie, they never made it twice.
We didn't have a Star Trek Five, or Psycho Two and Three,
Or Rocky-Rambo Twenty in the land that made me, Me.



Miss Kitty had a heart of gold, and Chester had a limp,
And Tarzan was a loner whose co-star was a chimp.
We had a Mr. Wizard, but not a Mr. T,
And Oprah couldn't talk yet, in the land that made me, Me.


We had our share of heroes, we never thought they'd go,
At least not Bobby Darin, or Marilyn Monroe.
For youth was still eternal, and life was yet to be,
And Elvis was forever in the land that made me, Me.

We'd never seen the rock band that was Grateful to be Dead,
And Aeroplanes weren't named Jefferson, and Zeppelins were not Led.

And Beatles lived in gardens then, and Monkees lived in trees,
Madonna was Mary in the land that made me, Me.

We'd never heard of microwaves, or telephones in cars,
And babies might be bottle-fed, but they were not grown in jars.
And pumping iron got wrinkles out, and 'gay' meant fancy-free,
And dorms were never co-Ed in the land that made me, Me.


We hadn't seen enough of jets to talk about the lag,
And microchips were what was left at the bottom of the bag.
And hardware was a box of nails, and bytes came from a flea,
And rocket ships were fiction in the land that made me, Me.

T-Birds came with portholes, and side shows came with freaks,
And bathing suits came big enough to cover both your cheeks.
And Coke came just in bottles, and skirts below the knee,
And Castro came to power near the land that made me, Me.


We had no Crest with Fluoride, we had no Hill Street Blues,
We had no patterned pantyhose or Lipton herbal teas
Or prime-time ads for those dysfunctions in the land that made me, Me.

There were no golden arches, no Perrier to chill,
And fish were not called Wanda, and cats were not called Bill.
And middle-aged was 35 and old was forty-three,
And ancients were our parents in the land that made me, Me.

But all things have a season, or so we've heard them say,
And now instead of Maybelline we swear by Retin-A.
They send us invitations to join AARP,
We've come a long way, baby, from the land that made me, Me.

So now we face a brave new world in slightly larger jeans,

And wonder why they're using smaller print in magazines.
And we tell our children's children of the way it used to be,
Long ago and far away in the land that made me, Me.

Those who didn't grow up in the fifties, have missed the greatest time in history, Hope you enjoyed this read as much as I did. 

Note: No trees were killed in the writing of this message,
but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

Bellarine Community Health

We are very thankful of being awarded a grant from Bellarine Community Health, under their Health & Wellbeing Fund, titled Hearing Harmony for Men.  We applied for a small amount of funding to install some acoustic tiles in the meeting/kitchen room.  While it’s an early call, the tiles appear to have reduced the echo and level of noise allowing us to better hear the gospel according to Chris.

   The tiles were delivered and installed on the Saturday before Father's Day.
 
 
This is the hard working team that did all the heavy lifting on that Saturday.  Actually, the heavy lifting was done after we installed the tiles.








Safe Plate Screws





Following on from our very successful "Safe Plate Day" in April, the Justice Department sent us some more safe number plate screws to be used.  We had only one customer on the first Monday in September, a bitterly cold day, so we were very glad we did not have a rush of people and cars.



Portarlington Golf Club

We were contacted by Shaun, a representative of the Golf Club to ask if we could help them with the making of some signs for the Club.  It sounded like something we could have a go at, so we gathered some details and advised we would try a prototype to see if they thought it was what they were looking for.  Using timber we had at the shed, the prototype was completed and Shaun returned to inspect.  He said it was looking good but the dimensions he had provided were too big and could we reduce the size.  He was attending a meeting that afternoon at the Golf Club and asked could he take a photo of the prototype to show their Committee.  We said, no need for a photo, take the board.  Shaun rang later that night and said they loved it, they'll have 20.  Bob and I met with Shaun to view the product for Hole No 1, wanting to make sure the colours were correct and if the pole height was OK.  All systems go and by the way it will be 22 not 20.  More on this progress next newsletter.

Just saw an oldie but a goodie.  "Some people remind me of old TV sets,  You've got to hit them a few times before they get the picture."



Life Membership

During the AGM, the President, Ray Bowtell, moved that we induct a new Life Member, Chris Shea.  The motion was carried unanimously demonstrating what a popular character Chris is.  Being a passionate Aldi shopper he has donated lots to the Shed, is always the first to volunteer, never shys away from any project and keeps us all on the straight and narrow with his colourful insights.  Congratulations Chris.

  Chris is currently in hospital, but from all reports the nurses are coping just fine, we wish Chris a speedy recovery.  


While discussing Chris, when everyone else started making cigar-box guitars, Chris thought he would go one better and bought a kit and made an electric one.  One of Dennis's friends checked it out and gave it a nod of approval. 
 
 
He also thought Bruce had done a fine job on his guitar.  More on the Cigar Box guitars in the next newsletter.




Member Profile
 

As you know, each newsletter, we introduce one of our members and complete a profile.  Last newsletter you met our resident Doctor, Taras Mikulin.  This month its our much traveled Lions District Governor, Trevor Hirth.







 Name
Trevor Hirth

Partner

Jan

Children/Grandchildren

2/6

Great Grandchildren

0

How long have you lived in St Leonards?

6 Years

Before St Leonards?

BerryBank

What did you do before retiring? 

Farmer

Football Club you support?

Essendon





 

Wednesday, 2 August 2017

August, 2017

St Leonards Men’s Shed Newsletter 

                August 2017
Well, Winter is nearly over and what a cold one its been.   It's been a busy couple of months in the Shed, for some its been the season of heading north and for others its been hospital trips and back to the Shed.  Both Russell and Kevin have had serious operations and are back with us, however, Fred has not returned to the Shed since his hospitalisation.  Great well soon Fred, all our best wishes are with you.  The annual Lions Raffle, our big fundraiser is here, see Russell for tickets.  The  footy finals are getting closer, its been a tough year for our tipsters with at least one or two upsets a round.   
 
Taras's Chess Table 
As I said last newsletter, Taras made a fantastic chess table and we finally co-ordinated a time to take some photo's.  A great looking chess set as well, I wonder if Chris helped with the carving. 
 



 
  Kelly Thurling
When I first joined the Shed, one of the first people I met was Kelly.  I remember him always at the end of the table with his oxygen bottle and always offering his assistance with any questions I had, and I had plenty.  Kelly left the Shed and went to live in Ballarat to be closer to his family and sadly passed away in June.
Kelly designed and made the "Ally Fountain" on the left and this was one Kelly gave to Chris.
                              RIP Kelly
            

The Kitchen/Meeting Room
There have been some rather good changes taking place in this room, all thanks to us receiving a grant.  A new fridge, some cupboards installed on the wall and some acoustic tiles to be installed to try and reduce the noise levels.
 
  











Another Seat
We received another request for a seat, the same as the memorial seat we put at the Golf Course. It was made and Geoff and I put it in position in our court.


A new Pastor in Town
A delightful angelic little boy was waiting for his mother outside the ladies room of the gas station. As he stood there, he was approached by a man who asked, "Sonny, can you tell me where the Post Office is?"

The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street two blocks and turn to your right.  It's on the left."

The man thanked the boy kindly, complimented him on how bright he was and said, "I'm the new pastor in town. If you and your mommy come to church on Sunday, I'll show you how to get to Heaven."

The little boy replied with a chuckle; "You're shitting me, right? You can't even find the Post Office."

St Leonards Primary School

Some months ago, School Principle Jenny Cowburn asked us would we be able to make the school a Ga Ga Pit.  Of course we could, if only we knew what it was.  Ga Ga (Hebrew for Touch) is a variant of dodgeball that is played with one ball.

The game combines dodging, striking, running, and jumping, with the object of being the last person standing. Players hit the ball at each other with their hands, some variations the ball is thrown underarm, and are eliminated if the ball strikes them on or below the knee.  They then leave the pit via a gate.  It is played in a fenced area, often octagonal, with a sand floor.  The children really like the game because you don't have to be the best sports person to win.  Mick and I went down to Queenscliff to look at a pit and came away full of knowledge.  We provide Jenny with a quote for the materials, she was successful in getting a grant and the boys started work.

Above is what we started with, some of the ply sheets were outside being painted, you can  also see some in the background of the photo.

Here is a good looking team of fit workers ready to go, and look at the load on the company truck.  Luckily the tyres had enough air and took the load no troubles at all.


 You can see the boys hard at work, John showing his best side.  Mick had been to site earlier and did a few test digs as we were worried about the closeness of the trees.  The site was marked out and we started raking out the stones as the holes were being dug.  Our concerns regarding the trees were well founded as Dave was rooted a number of times.

The start of assembling the Ga Ga Pit sides.  Six of the eight sides had been undercoated and these were all installed on the last Wednesday morning of the school holidays.  We planned to complete the assembly and painting (except for the outside pit panels) on the Friday.  Jenny, school principle, had advised that the school children would design and paint the outside.



Mick said he wasn't happy with the progress we were making so he called in the big guns.  Friday was going well until the heavens opened up and that spelt the end to the painting for the day.  A few of us decided we would come down and paint on Saturday morning so it was complete before school began on Monday.  Little did we know that the tree guys would be there taking down the trees right behind the pit.  Back again after lunch, and the white paint we had was not the best, so another undercoat and plans to finalise on Monday.  Well, the painting was finished and after speaking to the Principle we were asked to build some platforms so the smaller children could see into the pit.  Truck loaded we headed down on a Wednesday to complete construction, were some way thru and our Quality Control/ Cultural Ambassador arrived on his baby Harley.  as we got close to finalising work the sky became very dark with the promise of heavy rain, Chris started his baby Harley and headed off, we tried to finished but the heavens opened up and down she came for about 10 minutes.  We completed work and went back to the Shed for lunch, but no Chris when we arrived.  Russell had to take him home to change as he was soaked, and was not afraid to tell anyone and everyone how wet and cold he was.  The sand was finally spread and here is the completed Pit with some of the team and some of the school children who have been eagerly awaiting completion.


Other Projects being Discussed
While we are completing the Ga Ga Pit, we have also been asked by Jenny to plan out some trellises for the school vegetable gardens.

We are currently speaking with the Bellarine Landcare Group regarding doing some Picnic Tables, Seats and Bird Boxes for the Memorial site on Swan Bay Road.

The Portarlington Golf Club are talking to us regarding some work for course markers that will require making a template to show them the quality of work we do and if acceptable there will be 18 of them to complete before the end of September to co-ordinate with their re-branding of the club.

The Indented Head Yacht Club are also in discussions with us regarding some work at their site.

It is a very good sign to be contacted by these different organisations asking us to be involved in their projects.

What a Donation


This brand new Sidchrome Socket Set on the left was found and handed in to the Police Station.  After waiting the required amount of time they give things away.  The local guy that mows the oval near the shed, chose our Shed as the lucky recipient. 


Mid-year Dinner
Following on from a very successful partners Dinner at Christmas we decided another Mid year dinner was a good idea.  Unfortunately, this time of the year a lot of our members are away, headed for warmer weather and we didn't get the required numbers for the set menu.  However, everyone had a good feed and really seemed to enjoy themselves.  Plans were being discussed for a much more interactive dinner come the warmer weather.






Football Tipping
Well only a couple of weeks until the finals and the completion of our tipping competition.  At this time the leader is Son-in -Law followed by number one grandson, but there is only 4 points between the top 10.  Good luck everyone and GO Dee's.


VMSA News

Toward the end of June Treasurer Bob represented our Shed and attended the VMSA meeting held in Inverloch.  At the meeting a motion was moved and carried supporting the VMSA decision to withdraw from the AMSA, and another motion was similarly carried supporting a No-confidence motion in the AMSA.

Each shed attending was given a number for the tool give-away at the end of the meeting and we received a Mitre Saw Stand.  If anyone wants a stand for their own use, please see Bob or Mick, with an offer.    VMSA has organised a fleet management deal with Hyundai that can be utilised by any members of the St Leonards Shed.  Denis Minogue has spoken to Stewart MacDonald at Werribee Hyundai - the fleet manager.  He knows all about the deal (not all Hyundai dealers are involved) and he will be happy to assist and meet the deal that has been set up by the VMSA.   Bob said it was worthwhile attending the meeting and the next VMSA gathering planned is for the 10 year celebration of the VMSA.   

Vet News

Bruce's neighbour found out that her dog could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian.   The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could hear fine.   The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the drug store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.                                                                            

The lady went to the pharmacy and bought some "Nair" hair remover.  At the register, the chemist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."   The lady said, "I'm not using it under my arms."    The chemist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days."      

 
The lady replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either.   If you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."     The chemist said, "Stay off your bicycle for about a week."


End of FY

The Committee had long held views that as well as our Operating account, we should establish another account to provide assurance for the members that the Shed has enough coverage to continue to operate in the event of any problems.  This is included in our Strategic Plan.  We were finally in a position to act on this prior to the end of this Financial Year. We closed our cheque account (troubles purchasing items as it takes so long for cheque clearances) and opened two new accounts.  At the end of the FY we had $5,000 in our Safety Net Account and just over $4,000 in the Operating Account.  The interest from the Safety Net account will go into the Operating Account.

The Debating Club also had a good year ending the FY with cash and liquid assets of $880, while purchasing major items for the Shed such as the TV, new Urn, Toolbox and Mens Shed Stickers over $440.
 
Lions Raffle

Tickets for the Lions Community Raffle  are available from Russell.  Books are only $10 for 5 tickets with ALL the proceeds going to the Shed.  We always try and get each member to sell one book each, the prizes are all local and this is a great service that the Lions club organise for local groups to raise some funds.  Best of Luck.

Member Profile
 
As is usual, we again introduce one of our members and complete a profile.  Last newsletter you met our resident all knowledgeable Doctor, Taras Mikulin, this month it is our Vice President, hockey player extraordinaire, Russell Bath.
 
 

Name
Russell Bath
Partner
Dianne
Children/Grandchildren
4/2
Great Grandchildren
0
How long have you lived in St Leonards?
10 Years
Before St Leonards?
Glen Waverley
What did you do before retiring? 
Own business – Insurance Industry
Football Club you support?
West Coast Eagles